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Oh beautiful! Thanks 😊

Lol “flaw”

Guess I’m ditching android fully. Anyone got any reccos for something with a pricetag that won’t make me cry and no Google bullshit?

Dog I get it I really do shit sandwich shit ice cream question goes here. One of those sandwiches you know for a fucking fact literally has super rabies and is incapable of being entirely truthful in ANY capacity. It is time to admit the shit sandwich is delusional and that we cannot speak on the cognitive state of the shit ice cream, because we don’t really know anything we aren’t fed by the shit sandwich in some capacity about that shit ice cream.

I genuinely hate how often I have to have this conversation with people. I’m like ok, yes, that thing from China is bad. How do you feel about the kent state massacre? How do you feel about the battle of blair mountain? How do you feel about ruby ridge/waco?

You know these things, you see them as bad things, and you… Just assume the government is still telling the truth? Maybe they’re ALL aligned with the concept of currency for self above all else??

I swear to Christ I mean the concept of the FDA is pretty dope I guess. Hey, why do you think we need to tell people that they can’t sell you straight up poison as “food” because it’s cheaper?

PS Vita supremacy

I’ll never forget my brother heading to GameStop to grab me a copy of Halo 3 for like $15. Dude in front of him in line was trading in a steel book edition. Got offered like $4 and thankfully my brother is an extrovert and went “I’ll give ya $20” which is what I’d sent him with.

Looks like me when I play any VR game. If I’m not pistol whipping, I’m monologuing like a supervillain 😂

They’re soaping, bro

Stoner humor knows no generation. We all watching Cheech and Chong shit still or at least are familiar with big papa Tommy

Usually doesn’t do it for me. Trying to do a keagle without using any other muscles can almost instantly kill it sometimes, tho. I hear it’s also great for avoiding incontinence and ED as you get older as well.

To be 18 and not realize how fuckin raw that shit gets for everyone after about 45 minutes unless you reapply religiously like a goth at the beach 😂

Big dog I’m pushing 30 😭 I have noticed they usually don’t happen when I’m standing, only when I’m seated for a long enough time.

this is way too fucking real i hope the random no reason public ones disappear entirely when this happens i love homeboy but goddamn he gets on my nerves

I mean I’m absolutely going to be feeding it as much dogshit as possible, personally.