America is so far gone that if read “Trump Launched Nuclear Weapons” nothing would change.

You assume the school had a choice about giving the military the children’s information?

Recruiters are voracious, if you play football or do anything physically active in highschool they are on your ass, like flys on shit. Lower income or in a rural area it’s worse. Even if you say leave me alone they will still keep at it.

A lot of times they try to get the kids alone away from their parents to influence them. I’ve heard recruiters taking kids out to lunch to talk to them about joining.

If they get an inch they will take the entire mile. Best thing is to not engage them and teach your kid to not engage no matter how many recruiters try to talk to them. Kids think it’s polite to just hear them out, don’t.

Obligatory Supply Side Jesus

Reminds me that one day I want to get a Suzuki Samurai.

I want my corpse to be a truly amazing encounter.

That’s why I plan to string myself up like marionette. My body will be ridged to drop when the bathroom door is opened. Than I will wiggle a preprogrammed dance well strobe lights and heavy techno music plays.

You might ask “how my bones will stay together?” Well that’s where the embalming machine comes in to be activated as soon as my pulse flat lines. Perfectly preserved bathroom corpse surprise.

What Mod is that

I injected my balls with saline. Now I have to wear a DD bra in my pants to reduce back pain.

It’s in our DNA

I DIDN’T HEAR THAT FIRST PART BROTHER! BUT LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT HOG = THE PACK! I DON’T SUPPORT ORANGE PEDOPHILES! I ONLY CRANK MY HOG WITH CONSENTING ADULTS!

You have to clock out for 5 mins to enjoy that cookie, than get back to work.

Makes these old images of Biden raising gas prices funnier to dig back up. Omg $3! When some places now are pushing $6.