Yeah I saw that, how tiny are their legs?

I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

Why are these damn poors not spending their money, don’t they know I have a family to ignore!

We’re gonna look back in time to see Jesus getting crucified.

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

Fuck, I need to get a pool!

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.

Yeah man I’m pretty stoned, I guarantee I missed it for sure.

Nah you’re all good, just helping you along your journey, you seemed lost.

They could have at least changed it to the widely accepted “pew pew” .

I think you were going out that door over there.

Stand by your principles!

Also, you forgot to include the pseduo-witty comment.

Dude I’m stoned, im lucky I took the screenshot right.

I fully agree with them as well, its annoying as fuck, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to be a dick.

As John Lennon found out, a man with both is even more powerful.

So if I keep turning my wifi on and off I can carpet bomb them?

The wake will be held at Four Seasons landscaping.

People mourn in different ways.

Fuck, thats a good price.