While bad luck teaches empathy and understanding for others.

I definitely feel this. My grandma used to joke about my luck “if you didn’t have bad luck you wouldn’t have any luck.” Lol

Seriously… Why is the luckiest man alive also the most gigantic scumbag…

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum, but I’d say a piston doesn’t belong anywhere near a colon to begin with…

I can’t believe they’re actually going to broadcast porn. I have no interest in watching all the media outlets attending take turns giving Trump a blowjob.

Does anyone actually think Trump would attend if there was ANY chance that they would say ANYTHING negative about him there?

Unfortunately it’s our propaganda outlets that did the heavy lifting… They all tune into fox and they all hear “that casino stuff is fake news! He’s a self made billionaire success that cares about you! Not like those baby killing pedo Democrats that want to kill us conservatives! They want to erase your way of life and force your kids to be transgender at gunpoint!”

Isn’t NATO a defensive organization? Crybaby taco Trump is acting like they’re his personal army and if they don’t attack who he says to attack then they should be punished…

True, I was just making a joke about Nintendos response to the people in the article suing for a refund of the tarrif price increase.

Nintendo: you know what? Fuck you. Our prices just went up for you. Games are $120 now. Fuck you, you’ll still buy our pokemon slop we spent 0 effort making. Mario? Yep, $120, but now when he jumps he says “fucka youuuu!” You’ll still buy it, because Mario.

Reich wing men: kill all the leftist pedos!

Reich wing men: 25 is ancient!

…Hmmm…

Countdown to when this also somehow magically ends up in front of Aileen Cannon for her to rubber stamp whatever outcome Trump wants…

The remaining pixels?

False advertisement. I would not support this company and their deceptive packaging. I did not receive blue milk, it was boring ass white milk from a cow, not blue raspberry milk.

And written by a Democrat.

They are literally never your ally. A lot of us refuse to accept that we have 2 parties that don’t give one solitary fuck about us because it means we have no say whatsoever in our government, but Democrats prove time and time again that this is the case.

The most we get are a handful of “representatives” that somehow managed to beat AIPAC and all the corporate interests that buy the rest of them, but that handful isn’t enough to actually force meaningful change or to prevent the worst from happening. :(