The jury found Ticketmaster had overcharged customers by $1.72 (£1.27) on each ticket sold over a period of several years. That figure is set to be used as the basis for calculating damages.
So… this was a waste of time, then… No one was complaining because Taylor Swift tickets were a buck and some change more expensive…
They ran a monopoly? They’re still doing that, aren’t they?
Can’t wait for my $3 check. Maybe people could pool the settlement money and hire some sort of person to punish the board members publicly… Maybe toe them to a chair at a amateur guitar convention for Oasis enthusiasts.
No chairs. Tie them to a wall and make them wonder what’s going to happen next. You could call it the Wonderwall.
It’s all just Pachabel’s Canon in various keys
