• village604@adultswim.fan
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    3 days ago

    Yup. My school made us take the ASVAB and I made an 89 on it, so every branch of the military harassed me for months.

    I entertained a few of them, and proceeded to laugh at their blatant lies. Guaranteeing a MOS without it being in the enlistment contract, trying to get me to join the reserves with promises that I wouldn’t get deployed (at a time when reserves were actively being deployed), etc.

    Like, you guys want me because you think I’m really smart. Do you really think lying about easily verifiable information is a good move?