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I don’t have any that short.
Wait…
How many dicks do you have?
Just the one, why?
“I do not have any that short,” lightly implies possessing a plurality, as compared with, “I do not have one,” or “mine is not that short,” so the question seemed worthwhile.
I don’t have any skirts that short is what I meant.
Ah, yes. This was in fact intended as a humorous misinterpretation, as very few people possess a selection of dicks :p
I recall a Whang! video about a guy born with two dicks. It’s pretty crazy.
I learned recently about a guy that they found out during his autopsy apparently had two extra dicks hiding inside his ballsack. That one was insane to read.
I have lingerie that short but that’s it. Way too short for public.
Nobody would see it though?
