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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)

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water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony)

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.

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      An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:

      Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!

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      You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.

      Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn’t wash off easily.

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        Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It’ll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.

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      I have had no issues in a pool, hot tub, or shower and cannot relate with these memes.

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        May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖

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        Might be an (almost) uniquely american meme for the circumcized?

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          I am circumcised.

          Maybe the dryness is because of condoms limiting lubrication to one person?

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      You are supposed to use silicone lube, then it does not get washed away.

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        A pool full of lube?

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