I will warn you to never try spam macaroni and cheese.
It tasted okay.
But at 3 o’clock in the morning, I awoke.
I awoke to feel my butt hole opening up to let out the longest continuous silent fart I have ever experienced in my entire life.
It was a long, slow, unbroken woosh, like my butt had been waiting to exhale my entire life up until that moment, and it had to wake me up to announce that.
I honestly wish I had just shit the bed. That would have been far less traumatizing.
I will warn you to never try spam macaroni and cheese.
It tasted okay.
But at 3 o’clock in the morning, I awoke.
I awoke to feel my butt hole opening up to let out the longest continuous silent fart I have ever experienced in my entire life.
It was a long, slow, unbroken woosh, like my butt had been waiting to exhale my entire life up until that moment, and it had to wake me up to announce that.
I honestly wish I had just shit the bed. That would have been far less traumatizing.