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Also don’t tell anyone about huge amounts of ram sticks that you can easily get out by hundreds.
Probably ECC unfortunately
Unfortunately? The unregistered stuff works in most AMD boards. You can trade the GPUs for a car strait up. Or the whole blade for a house.
They aren’t DIMMs so basically no resale value. Only usable for data center servers.
There are Chinese back-alley workshops already lifting the NAND modules from them and installing them on standard DIMM modules.
Edit: meant DRAM modules.
DRAM*
NAND is what (some) SSDs use.
Got them mixed, but they are doing both.
Then they need to be freed as a whole to become data centers of the people, run by the people.
As someone who has actually had to service gear inside an equinox data center I’ll tell you this: mostly unstaffed yes but more secure than a bank. I had I think six layers of security to get through including badge readers, man traps, palm scanners and combination locks.
You’d be amazed what a determined meth addict with a crowbar can do.
The new ones for AI etc. are nowhere near a bank level security.
Pretty easy to knock a hole in a concrete slab wall and have full access to the goods if somebody wanted too.
The amount of dust that would get poured into the room would almost certainly set off the fire suppression system, sucking the oxygen out of the room within 30 seconds of activation and suffocating anyone left inside.
Can you suck oxygen out of a room with a massive hole in it?
That’s a no.
Also the fire suppression systems usually dump gases like nitrogen, argon, CO2 etc toreduce the O2 percentage in a room. They also don’t work as well with a venting hole. A mask with a small O2 container like they use for climbing is recommended.
What is a man trap?
The thing you avoid by driving a stolen car into the outside wall.
Apparently this:
“My voice is my passport, verify me.”
And dont forget the copper cables lining the walls, powering the systems. Absolute treasure trove in there.
I heard of a guy who not only sold the copper but also the palladium and gold and made a fortune. Now he drives a Mercedes.
I worked inside a data center that had HIPPA servers. There are probably 6 of us in there at most. But everything is bolted to the ground and we had so many locked gates that by the time you pull enough servers off the rack to make sense, the cops would have already been there.
Honestly the data in the servers are more valuable than the metals inside.
My man, that’s not the point. Nobody cares about that metal except for tweakers trying to turn it in for cash, and that would destroy the data centers doing it.
The staff wont stop you but if you arent familiar with how to isolate electrical equipment with more than one source of power you might get yourself killed.
Pull all cable? Redundant psu not that complicated just two psu.
I don’t know how legit this is, but I heard that datacenters also where people store their catalytic converters when they change to electric vehicles.
Must be how they use so much water, too. Makes perfect sense.
(Seriously under the hood of a bolt the only interesting thing there that isn’t sealed in a metal box is three separate cooling fluids plus washer fluid. Just so much fluid.)
Free RAM, LFG!!!1!
this was such an incredible skit. one for the ages
Please details, it looks familiar but I cant remember and its bugging
You’re the man eck
they’re also filled with gpus…
A commom mistake bank robbers make is that they take more gold than they can carry, stuff is heavy. I feel GPUs are similar in their value to weight ratio, RAM is much lighter and easier to take a lot of. Imagine the value of a backpack full of GPUs vs one full of RAM sticks.
I think the lower density of gpus vs bars of gold would help you avoid that specific mistake…(you’ll run out of room in your inventory before you get overencumbered)
screw gpus, ram, you want the ram
Anyone know how much ram is in one of those security dogs?
Sadly the one by me has a small army of armed guards…
Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score!
It’s a small step from “robotic guard dogs,” to “armed robotic guard dogs.”
https://fortune.com/2026/03/17/robot-dog-patrols-data-centers-ai-infrastructure-buildout/
My money is on the crackheads with facepaint and sledge hammers
crackheads with face
paintlemon juice
Just pay a wizard to make you invisible
You know how much gold and platinum is in a robot attack dog? Free ammo too!
