SeductiveTortoise

Wensleyday?

Yes, and I’m tinkering all the time. I’d get in with my multimeter and check the voltage first anyways.

I had the body of a soldier, but it took too much space in the freezer.

Yeah, I didn’t want to die for an idiot government in my 20s, but now I don’t want to and am not getting up and into a warzone. I’m too old for this shit and I’m already in my pajamas. And my feetsies hurt from walking too much and I’m full of cheese.

I just wanted to interfere with the button board, I’d guess this will run on 3.3 or 5 volts. Simulate the touch events so to speak.

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

According to this documentary, you’re wrong!

True as well, but a broken window or a lockpick my neighbors might be interested in.

“Why are you sitting in the dark?”

“AWS is down 😞”

Same for me. I don’t really like to expose my home and I don’t understand how people are so eager to plug in shady WiFi stuff into their network. I’ve got one “smart” device with WiFi connectivity I’ve allowed to connect to my network, but I’ve disallowed going online and I’ve put it into a different vlan.

Friend of mine: “let’s set up a camera in our bedroom to check on on the dog when we’re away.”

The one thing I will never use a smart device for is my door lock. I don’t understand how tech literate people really trust that.

I wanted to do ESPify my fume hood for some time now, but I don’t really know where to start. Do you have some website/howto for me to get started? To be honest, I don’t really care about smarting up the actual extraction part. I just want to turn on and off the lights without finding the non-illuminated touch button on the black glass. Who designs crap like that?

I thought Emacs is all you need?

I honestly expected him to have invented some sort of “American Peace and Greatness Nobel”-Prize by now. And award it to himself.

Admiral General Trump

I think you mean Kegsbreath

No really, we should pour more money into this. Such a good idea 🫩

It can have effects like drugs, but not only is it legal, they give you some to get you hooked. The tech bros are the dealers they warned us about. Nobody ever offered free coke to me, but AI is everywhere.