Just one 🤷 I’ve always been picky, so anyone who’d get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We’re in our 7th year together now.
- Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!
I am not sure. Older and experienced, though. A few before my first monogamous run with my ex, that lasted about 20 years, then a few more, then my husband & I did some swinging, and have settled down to just us for about 8 years. But every day, it’s nice.
Zero
Just don’t have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don’t have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I’m just weird or if it’s a somewhat common thing for some people.
It depends on what you count
a virgin at 21, a 29 year relationship and then approx 15 in 8 years
15 from age 50-58?
Ya
counting your mom?
1
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
I’m pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
Probably about 30.
Trick question. Everyone on the Internet is a nerdy virgin waiting for Mom to bring us pizza rolls.
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.
Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn’t there, take it. We both simply love sex and we’re super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires
Does your name happen to be Jack?
Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.
With this many partners don’t you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
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Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
yet !
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
26 if I include your mom
27 including OP’s dad right
