Hawaska left off the map again.
puerto rico too
**Puergin Islico
You missed a letter in “Idiota.”
If it just dipped down to DC you’re spot on.
13 again, and flag-accurate (assuming Hawaii is part of Floxas and Alaska part of Maintana). Why print maps on flags (Cyprus, UN etc.) when altering the map to a more flag-friendly design is an option?
Just as always gerrymandering in Floxas giving them disproportionate amount of power in representation smh
The line above them is just showing where to cut, Bugs Bunny style.
Perfect only if each border is also a giant border wall with guards. That way Missarado will be the most immigrant free place in the world.
Of course every American citizen is presumed immigrant unless they have the seven required identification documents on their person at all times as outlined in the 28th and 30th Amendment.
These will all be football fields in the year 17776.
thanks i hate it
Way too much importance given to useless flyover states,
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Fair enough… I’m pretty fucking disgusted with all of it… I wish all these racist ignorant Nazis just didn’t exist
Are these the original 13 colonies I keep hearing about ??
Everything is bigger in Floxas 😏
Including the economy. Access to the Atlantic, exclusive access to the Gulf of Mexico, and controlling almost all access to Mexico would mean its economy was much bigger than Arizama.
Flexes would’ve made this joke even better
What time is it in Washconsin?
Now commenters can severely narrow down their location for randos voluntarily by saying something like “I don’t want to live in floxas” or whatever.
“I don’t want to live in the USA”
I don’t want to live in Alaskrida.
washconsin sound linke something arozama would like to do
It’d make more sense to do it vertically, I reckon.
I had Floxas once, but a round of antibiotics and a high-fibre diet fixed it right up.
Uh, no. Maybe similar amount of nonsense, parder.
San Diego would be part of Arizona?
The Zonies would like that.
