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minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·4 days agoobjectively correct, making everyone simultaneously a nerd and an idiot, which cancels out. except santa, the fucken nerd
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoTIL that Santa is omniscient 🤔
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoDoes he know when we’re awake, though?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoI would worship Santa. At least we know he’s real.
objectively correct, making everyone simultaneously a nerd and an idiot, which cancels out.
except santa, the fucken nerd
TIL that Santa is omniscient 🤔
he does know if you’ve been bad or good.
Does he know when we’re awake, though?
probably
I would worship Santa. At least we know he’s real.
Do we, now?
Wh… What are you saying??
Nothing at all 🤷🏻