• Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    3 months ago

    35 year old man, and I have not only never received flowers, I have also not once in my entire life ever considered that someone would give me flowers at any point in my life.

  • aeiou@piefed.social
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    3 months ago

    I have given this some thought. Consider:

    • it is known that boys like a cool stick
    • men are just large boys
    • sticks come from trees

    Thus I conclude the ideal floral gift for a man is a potted tree

    • RustySharp@programming.dev
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      3 months ago

      You know what? A stick arrangement would actually be cool. And not having to regularly change the water is an added bonus.

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        3 months ago

        Are we talking walking sticks, cool shaped sticks that could be swords or whatever you can imagine, a nice springy stick that can be a bow or fishing rod, something small, or something to whittle.