When you got off the plane did you just say “Trust me bro, I’m good no ebola here” when you departed the plane?
I travelled to Ebola affected countries in the past and no one checked me either back then. I don’t think there is a great way to check… But, they did give me a thermometer and a cellphone and told me to text my temperature to them everyday for three weeks. Got a free cell phone out of it.
What’s the check other than presenting symptoms?
Isn’t the outbreak in DRC? Africa has different countries lol.
EDIT: nevermind.
My geography is shit so i had to look it up but yeah they are neighboring countries, so that alone is enough to make it risky.
Did you handle any dead bodies?
I’m an atheist but if there were a god that wanted to send a clear message about the consequences of picking the most antichrist-like leader to run your country it would be this:
You vote antichrist, you get a plague.
It already happened once 🤷
And by “antichrist” I don’t mean the literal antichrist from the Bible. I mean, the person that’s most unlike Christ:
- Hates immigrants and the poor.
- Super racist (let’s just say he would never wash anyone’s feet if they weren’t Caucasian).
- Hoards wealth.
- Lies constantly.
- Cheated on all his wives. Has children from three!
- Intentionally spreads plague (e.g. COVID-19 spread first in Democratic strongholds/cities so he decided that was good for his chances at reelection and told people they didn’t need to wear masks or get vaccinated).
- Extremely vain. I don’t know if it’s possible to be more vain than Trump.



