woodenghost [comrade/them]

Yes! Thank you, I love it! <3

Thank you, this is good to know!

It’s funny, because it’s true, but now I need a wholesome version of this with left unity pls,

The ML should playfully insult the anarchist back, then they just look at each other, then they make out and then they join hands in left unity.

Dems(if they were honest): With us, live will continue to get worse and worse. And not only that, it will get worse faster and faster in an exponential way. And we’ll do everything in our power to speed things up even more (it’s what the shareholders demand). We can’t even promise to always lie to you anymore. Even empty verbal statements to appease your suffering will more and more often be to much to ask in the future. But we promise to let the mask that hides fascism’s ugly face drop a little bit slower than the opposition. And who knows, the speed at which the worsenings acceleration increases could maybe be a little bit higher without us, so vote blue no matter who.

Communists: Okay, crazy idea, but how about we turn things around and away from the looming abyss we’re accelerating towards?

Ah, that makes sense

Trump literally said:

‘We sent them a lot of guns. We sent them through the Kurds.’

And Netanjahu blamed Mossad as responsible for the failure of the protests to affect regime change.

That’s what I like about hexbear:“fuck Nazis” is not controversial. We got that very least common denominator of basic human decency down.