Heck, where we’re at now, let’s just ask ChatGPT to put red dots where each person will shoot and really spice up the thing. Turn that room into Equilibrium.

“Woah there buddy, gotta ask you first: are you sure you’re predestined y/n?”

crunch

Someone found Obama’s old Sublime cd’s and just had to outdo him again.

It’s Al-Fassel and Pishtaz News.

Ride some kickass roller coasters.

This is more of a tool, but I have a set of 4” knipex cobra pliers that are perfect for around the house. Just small enough to fit into about any space, super grippy, and you can easily make minute adjustments to the plier spacing. I’ve used them more than any other tool I own.

Oh, and noise-canceling headphones (ideally over-the-ear). Instant quality of life upgrade.

Standwipe gang rise up