This is why Dwight didn’t jump. Mike called him an ignorant slut and he just started palpitating

He could’ve ignored the news and not sued anyone and it probably would’ve blown over in a few days. He’s streisanding himself and hopefully he gets counter sued for damages and then gets fired

If violet said it Its true

All I have is hard cheese and bubble gum and I’m fresh outta bubble gum

If were a meta employee there’s 2 ways this could go

I get fired for poisoning the ai by doing shit work and becoming the worst of the worst

Or

I train the ai by being a good worker and they fire me later on anyway
Really there’s only 1 way this could go