

“These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs.”
Still plenty of repertoire there, then!
As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery … can’t do internal butt stuff now, but at least I’ll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that’s part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!
It’s worth noting that Tehran (the city) is generally a little more lax than most of the rest of Iran/* … I’d guess she was singled out because her lack of hair covering could be seen easily from other parts of the country, and they don’t want the women there getting ideas
/* Source: I dated a girl from Tehran once, and that’s what she told me