You don’t pull out or get blue balls? Checks out

Oof imagine the severity of car accidents when they occur in the sky

We have the tech for flying cars, it’s just not practical or economical. We’ve even got flying bikes and good jet packs

Consider that many people in a business don’t provide any direct positive labor value, such as a business owner not doing any direct work that makes money

6% is pretty good 💀

RIP inbox

Edging is bringing someone up to orgasm and stopping. Maybe it would be a little tease

Ah yes so when I give my dog antibiotics for an infection against his will it’s definitely not medical treatment

Pretty sure signal refused to integrate