You could say you took your immortality into your own hands.

Podrace pit crew member sucked into engine.

My siblings and I had this game growing up and played the shit out of it.

Imagine all that money they would have saved by NOT implementing AI.

Whitest Kids U’ Know: Rip Your Dick Off

The 32x had some interesting ads:

French ad for the 32x:

In any other lifetime, this would be big news but with the current administration and how things have played out it’s just another Tuesday.

Hope they like carpet because “800-588-2300 Empire Today.”

I snort cocaine off my closest books on 80 park benches… now what?

Everything reminds me of her.