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i thought i knew but I guess “funny” isn’t part of it

love your optimism

idk how you know that but even so, the news is from Texas which means they’re probably just relaying a report from a US agency.

can’t blame them; there were no signs in the beginning.

go back the chain of comments and find it

1. farts aren’t harmful. why do smokers have the dumbest comparisons, does it start killing you from the brain? try harder.
2. people usually are embarrassed to fart and try to hold it to fart away from others as much as possible, despite the fact that it is natural and smoking isn’t.
3. at least when people fart the smell doesn’t seep into their clothes and hair for a fucking eternity. you think you only stink when you smoke? I get nauseous when a smoker enters a bus from the other end of it. wretched fucks.
4. people don’t get addicted to farting and try to fart every fucking second of every day all the time and start shaking for a fart if they haven’t farted for 3 minutes. along with #3, this makes it much less likely to smell someone’s fart than their smoke.

because there are roads and usually cars stick to those. grip is an important aspect of safety. there’s no grip in the air.

small planes aren’tn hard to come by? compared to cars? also do you think flying cars are going to use the same routes as planes? what about air traffic control?

you’re still thinking about my point as deliberate attacks when I’m talking about accidents having much bigger consequences. contrary to your belief there are tons of guardrails, literally or conceptually, around roads. there are no such things in air. if your car goes haywire in the air, it can end up anywhere.

I’ll concede higher threshold for drunk driving even though I don’t believe it can be enforced reliably. let’s say you can. people still make mistakes while sober. even more when tired. or preoccupied.

sure. you’re lying.

1. who says you need the same impact? a car can still fly through your window.

2. I’m not talking about literally recreating 9/11 itself, especially since the twin towers are not as tall as they were. shame. anyway, my point is flying cars make any kind of accident a potential mini-9/11. you can put guardrails on roads, what the hell are you going to have for flying cars?

you only think that because it’s you who stinks and you don’t realize how fucking disgusting you are

say what you will about al-qaeda but at least they made a solid demonstration as you why flying cars have always been a stupid fucking idea.

yeah because smoke famously stays in place

seeing a face and being poisoned aren’t comparable, try harder.

no other drugs are “free” to force on others.

also smokers are the last people who should say anything about people stinking.

if removing individual freedom is never good, then you shouldn’t be able to smoke, because people should have the individual freedom to not breathe your fucking tar smoke.

that’s what you needed to do before you let fascists take the reigns.

it’s still crazy to me that Biden and every democrat called him a fascist but did nothing to stop fascism and when he won they sat down with him and shook hands and gave the keys to the entire system to a fascist.

like, ok. this is what you get. if you don’t stop them, they’ll stop you.

and democratic socialism with communism

and social democracy with communism

and liberalism with communism

maybe years of red scare propaganda and complete lack of education didn’t really help them develop good political sense.

why can’t this piece of shit stop behaving like a badly written villain? holy social ineptitude

well if you didn’t jump ship in 2022 i guess this is your time

why isn’t there a rating that says

#E

EVERYONE

^(above 18, there’s some fucked up shit in this)