My God is now submerged under a mountain of empty Nespresso capsules.

Eh, what are you thinking, Philip?

As if questioning CEOs would ever get you any real answers. These ghouls have a fiduciary obligation to their shareholders ; acquiescing to accusations of this kind would be bad for the stock, they probably could get sued for telling the truth.

This post was fueled by wrath and is for entertainment purposes only.

I mean, that’s why I always wear sweaters

While the iron throne never looked comfortable, the aluminium hamac somehow seems even less so