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Somewhere not in their jurisdiction, traditionally.

Because the Big 5 can’t zoot it fast enough. 🤌🏼

The crowd at the premiere’ll be on a razor’s edge, for sure.

Or, colloquially, you could go with: Unglaublichaberwahr. 😋

Been saying it since the early 80s, back when I was some idiot punk kid that didn’t know what he was talking about. At least, now I’m not a kid, eh? 😝 Hack the planet.

TBF, it’s mostly the people in power —and, not just government, either. The rest of us are barely keeping it together in so many uniquely defiant ways, every single gawdamn day. It’s a silent, hushed war on the poor that hisses clearly that you’ll be next if you speak up.

Don’t worry, though, fellow poors! We’re each still on deck for their wide, wide world of fuckery New & Improved Democracy™ at some point down the line, regardless of compliance or allegiance or pretty much anything, really.☝🏼😅

I mean, c’mon. It’s literally designed to imply there’s some hidden hope for you via this docile complicity… but there’s less than zero, in fact. This personal “choice” we each have, baked into our modern existence (as non-nepo spawn) and is intended to keep the rest of us that much more easily oppressed by the whole circus for every single person that can’t risk saying “No.” to this construct.

The ol’ rat maze has a see-through lid, but don’t let them catch you looking up. 🤫

28 days old and you’re already compromising the legitimacy of that account seeming human? Oof. Bold move, botfarm.

Poor Dek. 🤦🏼‍♂️

When a hockey player looks at you like this… You might have/be a problem.

Have you seen milspec “food” before? IIRC, it’s “graded” right above prison quality (which is just above dog food, I believe?).

Don’t forget the centuries of rape, murder, oppression, and the wholecloth stunting of civic, scientific, and cultural advancements, now… 🤌🏼

This is how we trap it. This is how we win.