I didn’t know “lemmy shitpost” was literal.

Eye twitching as I send JSON to the host QMP socket and launch my QEMU VMs.

This is how “Hawk Tuah” should’ve spelled her name. It’s based on “hocking a lugi”, not a bird.

Wow, I like that “spent since page load”.

I want a ticker like that “Lemmy pages since bong load”.

My mom is like this but on a family scale.

I remember seeing that airplane on the VHS all the time at the video store

I want a sysv init + DJB daemontools setup.

NixOS sounds like a way to avoid learning Linux by learning an abstraction.