Also, the lake they’re using to cool the data center is in critical condition for drying out. The great salt lake is at a tipping point where if they can’t maintain the current levels it could turn into a toxic dust bowl effect where all the toxic shit that’s collected in the dead lake for millennia will end up in the air in the valley.

Literally my first thought was, ‘did Donut have a magical hot dog in the books?’

Is that the Legend of Zelda fairy music in the background?!

At face value I was confused why they are commenting on her transfer making her happy but then I remembered that they’re not talking to us. They’re telling people that are worried she’ll talk that she’s being retaken care of so she’ll remain silent.