I ain’t programmed for shit, much less what you’re accusing me of

Straight to da moon I tell ya!

#domesticviolence

I absolutely had so many choices bro

So many! I made each and every choice!

Wait do imaginary people count? Because they’re real to me goddamnit

Holy hell

To be completely honest with you I don’t know how to deal with the non-phantom one, I just grit my teeth and ride it out (lol)

The Phantom Menace now rings so differently though

You one upped it

I’m now expecting to be tagged as cringe butthole response

Please don’t let me down

This made me physically uncomfortable in a way I never knew possible

I’m other news, apparently the cringe butthole response can really hurt?