Now I want to play it too, LOL.

I’d struggle 'cause 俺の日本語は上手じゃない, but I like torturing myself anyways.

This got me very excited, but with the source being “trust me, bro,” I better not get my hopes up.

I once saw someone describe memes as “boilerplate humor” and I now I can’t get that concept out of my head.

It’s alright if it’s company time.

I don’t think so. I mean, yes, at first, but as soon as you explain to them the effects of alcohol they would get it. In fact, they would probably ask themselves why people drink it in the first place.

[CAPITALISM INTENSIFIES]

Perhaps there aren’t when you’re a 5 year-old kid and know shit about social etiquette.

[three hours of yelling]

Oh, you are Latino too, I see.

My mother always told me to take the truth, then one day she bought a glass oven dish, wrapped it in gift paper, and gave it to herself. Nothing wrong there, we all deserve nice shit from time to time. The thing is, she later took me to visit her sister (my aunt) and told her “someone” gave her the oven dish. I burst out laughing and said “that’s a lie, she gave it to herself.” She probably wanted to live the fantasy of someone else getting nice things for her? I don’t know. My aunt looked very puzzled, and I think my Mom whooped my ass later on.

The morale is: say nothing.

I’m struggling to pick a single game, but this three(ish) games I could play forever:

• Pokémon Blue/Red/Yellow: essentially the same game. I’m pretty sure I have played over 1,000 hours of these games so far, especially since I’ve played them in different languages and trying to achieve different goals — lots of fun challenges to try here. Oh, yeah, let’s add OG Pokémon Green there which I played in Japanese a couple of years ago.
• Pokémon Gold/Silver/Crystal: as with the first generation games, I’ve played these ones to exhaustion. In fact, I’m playing them right now. 200 hours in and counting!
• Xenoblade Chronicles: the “modern” game which has left the biggest impression on me. I put 100 hours into it and could do it again.

Pues recogelas, Sigfrido.

¿Qué?

Hummus is just chickpea butter.

Is this a Famicom/NES game? It looks like fun.

I code in Python.

Well, that’s depressing.

Funny how Resident Evil was not mentioned, it was probably the first franchise I thought of.

Quest RPG seems nice tho. Just my kind of game.