Apropos of nothing. I was dying for a piss at Piccadilly Circus in London late at night and I saw a public toilet entrance. I approached it and this random bloke was standing there asking I’d I wanted a blowjob for a tenner. I said, no thanks. Then he gave me a look, and said I’m not going to be doing it! I still said, yeah but no thanks still. He then said, fine, £5. I was like, I’m not looking for a discount here buddy.

Anyways, I walked away and had to hold it till I got to the station. I assume he had mates or something at the toilets that were gonna mug me or something when I got in.

Humans are animals.

Yeah, I cancelled my subscription last year and I thought I’d missed out because it was on Amazon. When I searched other sites I actually saved money in a few cases. Also, turns out I buy less now as well which is an overall win.