Whether or not I can isn’t relevant to whether I want to or not. My point is that you act like you can’t conceive of why someone would want it that way. It’s an absolutely narrow minded stance.

If you really don’t think there’s a legitimate reason someone might want their washer connected to the Internet, you need to get out more.

Have you considered that a washer might be in the basement? And the person might be 2 floors away where they can’t hear it? And they might appreciate being able to get a notification when it is complete to remind them to move it to the dryer?

Open your mind a little more.

I was thinking they were involved with some sort of role play and the only reason they have clothes on is because it’s a stock photo

To expand - a structured settlement is when you sue someone, and they settle out of court, but part of the settlement is that they pay out over time, not all of it immediately.

Well, that’s because it’s not the original:

While we don’t know what the intent was behind the alteration, it probably is a racist caricature

Yeah, a microcontroller would be able to print a PDF given enough time. This should be instant. I’d contact IT and let them know. They might try out different drivers. Some drivers can really overblow the file size that’s actually sent to the printer, causing it to be slow to transfer over the network.