If sleepy Joe hadn’t stole the 2020 election trump could have invaded Iran 5 years ago and it would have already been over by now!!1! Thanks Obama

That movie is specifically about tapes though

Sorry, it’s chuds all the way down

We both have long hair and one time my girl felt a hair down there and pulled it to get it out. It was wrapped around the tip under the foreskin. I told her she almost circumcised me.

Trump saw this meme and thought it was real

Dude I clean windows for a living. The amount of people that don’t see me and walk within inches is infuriating. I get that sometimes there’s not much room to walk around and I try to be understanding of that. But the amount of times there’s 5+ feet of empty sidewalk and people can’t be bothered to move 1 foot to the right while they step around me…