“Yeah Actually” is the response.

parrot goes bwaak.

this mf has four people feed him headlines from his own fucking newspaper and regurgitates it because he doesn’t know any better.

I’m not convinced that guy’s a real president, so no name changes for him.

I’ll stick with the original scenario and gratefully receive $10,000 for saving a life.

But thank you for your new offer.

I feel like New Orleans will be into being an island.

that was not a stipulation.

“surrounded by the Gulf of Mexico, by the end of the century”

hate to break it to these researchers, but the Gulf of Mexico has had New Orleans cornered for quite some time.

Prolong an inevitable death by one second for $10,000.

Is that stackable?

About 2 people are dying every second regardless, so if i don’t take the money, 2 people die.

Im actually saving a life by briefly capping the death rare at 1.

If you think the way to stop genocide is to promote and execute genocide, you’re the zionist.

Nope

Can be. Can not be.

Totes.

Amazing insight.

No, your entire body not receiving oxygen is not as fun as you imagine. You may be thinking of receiving extra oxygen, which can be kind of fun in certain situations.

The effects of bradycardia are more like mild choking.

Imagine someone lightly choking you alll day.

This popular “don’t disagree with idiots” ploy is not as effective a strategy as people think.

What a cartful of crap.

Trump and GOP are ruining everything and OP wants to whine about the politically motivated, active citizens trying to make a difference.

You crybaby edgelord.

whiff

here, smart means “aware enough to not run under a titan’s feet”, a test cats fail to meet regularly.

they’re oblivious little derps

Cats are reeeal dumb animals, but people think they are smart because they are pretty.

My friend, you’re fine. Look at this world, you are fine.

I honestly thought your post was clever and wanted to be clever fun back.

Takes one to know one