Small ones will mostly ablate in the atmosphere. Bigger ones will still end up solid enough to come apart and either strike or explode above ground.

Only if my estate gets the video rights.

You’re wrong again. It’s also snaps.

This guy horses.

I can’t get my horse to get within a stone’s throw of a truck that he’s seen daily for 5 years but is apparently still the scariest thing on earth and will eat him.

If I tried to take him into a convenience store, he’d probably buck me off and drag me to death across the parking lot.

Did she shoot herself in the back of the head three times?

Some HP SFF with 8GB+ and maybe 6th gen or higher would suffice. Spend $100 on a used one which will come with a small SSD. Slap a used 4TB drive in it for storage. Install Debian, Docker and use the NC AIO config.

Don’t piss around with a Pi that’s going to be twice the price with a tiny SD card (that you shouldn’t use for volatile storage), no NVME or SATA, and a tenth of the processing power.

I can’t imagine all the fireplaces in North America emit what 10 seconds of the forest fires we’ve had over the last couple years in Canada would have. Talk about pissing into the ocean.

Most people should be using a VPN and not exposing these things to the internet at large via proxies or port forwards.

Done and done.

Add Oracle.

And in what world does Palantir handle private data for health systems? Like, who the fuck is being greased there?

Well, yes, but elk.

Synergizing good EQ through the single pane of glass.

There’s a lot of PTSD from linux users in the before-time.

Don’t get me started on trying to compile 3Com network drivers.

Don’t fuck with old man strength.

Ain’t that the truth.

Zip, unzip it.

God, I hope this is satire.