And now, a reading from the book of OPM: " If I die before I wake at least in heaven I can skate".

Edit: Sorry, I didn’t know it was an edited photo of Hegseth, I thought it was just Hatfield.

It would be more fun if it was a condom.

It started when they took away her sexy boots.

PPS Focus on the war with Iran.

They got inspired after watching Akira?

Yeah. Bake it, sear it, pickle it. But I would never think of battering and deep frying salmon.

Why does he keep signing his own tweets? We know it’s him. His name is on the top.

South park reference here.

Darth Maul:

https://www.sexshop.com.pl/img/product_media/43001-44000/67_00090.jpg

Somebody has to write this comment, so it might as well be me. A horse has up to 15 horsepower.

Bonus fact: In polish we call a horsepower unit a “mechanical horse”.

Now they will accuse random people, to draw attention away from the pedo in chief.

Some of the old in-out, in-out.

A gentrified hotdog.

Reminded me of this classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWuPs6jXGtk

For all of You wondering, there is no video.

But how did You pronounce it?

Hair ties? Why not just piss on the furniture?

Because of this selfish guy, somebody might not be able to afford a seventh yacht.

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