Hah.

I almost became one at 28 (stepdaughter who I raised), then she had twins right after I turned 31. Great grandparent at 54.

The deed happened when my wife and I were on our honeymoon. I like to tell my adult granddaughter that she lived for a while in the room she was conceived in. As an adult.

I’ve been doing it for about 5 years.

First time I was on my way to the emergency room for chest pains and saw a dog with its head hanging out of the window in the next car over.

So I just rolled down my own window and said ‘sup dawg’.

I don’t have dogs anymore as I’ve become a cat person as an adult.

But every dog I see in public is petted as applicable. And I say ‘sup dawg’ to every damned one I see.

At least they’ll be useful for picking locks after 2077.

Morbin Time taking on a whole new meaning

The terrified little cat who showed up starving at my back door a bit over a year ago

Mizu fairly recently