Hey, be good if we wreck all this, which belongs to us all by birthright, so the ultra-rich could get to one of them and build a massive slave colony, with a green house exclusively for themselves to masterbate in, while we fight over oxygen, right?

Thank fuck we’re saved from their oppressive, over-reaching policies here in the UK. /s

It’s not at all and, genuinely, from my own lived experience, I can assure you that this hysterical BS narrative about how we Brits live in terror from our authoritarian government is utter nonsense.

I smoked (and occasionally still do, but usually vape). If I can stop my kids from starting this insane habit then all the better. It’s cost me thousands, and fucked up my health and I have no issue with them banning it for the greater good, even though I do enjoy a ciggie.

All the other hysterical bluster you’re being fed is a product of your own media, invariably owned by right-wing fuckers with a vested interest in painting the UK (In particular Labour) as some sort of communist regime.

Again, division of labour. It varies depending on when or by whom we’re attacked, but generally I have a baseball bat and she wields an enchanted sword.

I do all the laundry, clean the kitchen and empty/fill the dishwasher. I’ve got a bit of a routine and it works. She cooks and does the bathrooms. Division of labour is the key. Took us a few years and many arguments to settle into our lanes and now it’s fine.

Wow. I’m sure plenty of folk here are high-fiving this guy for what they strangely perceive as just a dude living his best life, but personally I think that’s selfish AF.

I hear you, but other than the occasional odd-ball bandying around terms like “the straights”, there’s definitely worse places.