https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XReeuhBeiIA

Three is fine. Just not thirteen. If you’ve got thirteen weird little guys you’ve got to recruit a fourteenth.

And they couldn’t dance.

Don’t you watch movies? Someone with glasses can just stop wearing them at any time with no ill effects.

That article has all the hallmarks of AI-generated slop.

Why couldn’t it have been the hentaivirus?

Ask him about that year in college.

Ninjitsu!

Relevant xkcd

“The more you tighten your grip, the more [countries] will slip through your fingers.”

They both hated each other. The monster wouldn’t want Frankenstein’s name, and Frankenstein wouldn’t want to share his name with the monster.

Frankenstein wasn’t a doctor. He was a student that dropped out of college to conduct his life-creating experiments. He was a self-absorbed coward who was completely incapable of taking responsibility for his actions, but most of all he was a kid in way over his head.

The monster, on the other hand, was a cold-blooded murderer.

If by “alright” you mean in a similar position to the one they occupied from 1945-2016, they’ll never be alright. That situation was the result of a very specific set of circumstances (being the only major power left standing after World War II) and maintained through inertia. Once that inertia’s gone, it’s not coming back.

How high was the Dow?

“Your honor, my client stands accused of falsely arresting an innocent man twice. However, the record clearly shows that he, in fact, arrested him three times. My client is therefore innocent and I move to have all charges dismissed.”

Ah. 1990s Captain America.

And myaxe.

Like if the people who handled the Prince of Persia movie did a Yakuza movie?

My first thought was Carmen Miranda, but that was fruit, not flowers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM