It’s not a DP, It’s one overweight guy lying on his back and his partner, another dude, bringing the tip of his dick down to the first guy’s tip. When they’re ready one of their dicks will open up to receive the other.

Right? It’s like the ghetto-est ghetto you can imagine progressed to the point of having its own news network without losing it’s cultural identity.

Oof, you lucky dog. Except the last part, but that’s just the difference between being just lucky and being really fucking lucky.