And don’t you ever be ashamed of it. Folks like you make the world a better place.

What’s your price range for a good dinner?

Nope. I’m not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

It’s sipping.

Balls. Where pee is stored.

We can be true friends.

Both a curse and blessing from the mad gods.

Dear god, man, don’t give the universe any ideas!

Right now there’s some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he’s in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

This is like asking your new lay how you get back with your old lay. Like byeee

I would have that painted and put on my wall.

General Haynobi…

Am I barking up the wrong tree with my joke? Should I have baled out of it before I made it?

It was nice of you to stop by and say hay to it.

Nah. That’s victory. Bask in it.

FUCK OFF RANDY!

I was joking to be clear.

I’ve heard of girl push-ups, but not girl math. That implies there are girl versions of everything.

What else have them girls been hiding from us? This goes all the way to the top.

I love this place.

Man lucky you are a!