“if you let it touch your lips, ye shall be a triple gay forever”

I refuse to lose hope.

It might take a dip, but if people responded very positively, maybe Apple could benefit from taking some risk on morally good things. Imagine if stockholders saw that. Apple stock would explode.

The type where it’s hot water with old fireplace remnants stirred in. Just like grandpappy used to make. Mmm.

Ugh a couple tried this on me a few years ago. The girl was deece, but the guy… Looked like he lived in the forest and could tell fortunes.

I just realized that was the show covering made up magic techno-jargon with a really memorable joke. Unless middle out is real…

I think that’s something you have to work your way to. I can’t control my body with even one if they’re good or big enough.

Nah, you build up to that over several years.

Next panel is definitely introducing religion anyway. Because it’s never about the other person, it’s about the religion’s structure of spreading like a virus above all else.

No, that’s from science and engineers and public works. Fascists just like to co-opt that because it LOOKS socialist and try to use that to trick people.

Giant bronze statues of themselves, castles, starvation, fear, poor decisions, and heavy militarization is what dictatorships ACTUALLY get you.

All they would have to do is make a stance:

“We Are Pro Privacy and Anti AI”

And their popularity would skyrocket.

A small price for the unlimited government subsidy to pay

Yeah that means whoever looks at the picture is supposed to fuck their nearest dog. And soon, we’ll all be gay!!! Oh gosh darn me holy knickers we’ve gotta kill them all now! Get the pitchforks and torches and the houn- OH MY GODDDD

Sees harmless picture of anime girl somewhere on the internet

DON’T INVOLVE ME WITH YOUR GROSS BEASTIALITY KINK

I still will never understand why storm drains or sewers from anywhere in society ever runoff into streams, rivers, or any natural body of water. That concept or design technique or whatever has always seemed bizarre.

Nothing can go wrong

Don’t know what this has to do with religion…but this is excellent. I’m tired of the insidious phrases that normalize and modernize religion as being relevant and central to everybody. Especially Christianity, which can fuck right off. We need to all be more conscious of casually centering religion in our language, and do our best to move away from it. I know I’m definitely guilty of this, and many people around me are, too. It’s in our exclamations and swearing and normative thinking, and is going to take a lot of work, time, and deliberate consideration, it’s going to face resistance, and will run headfirst into many cringe moments and require awkward at first decisions. But, I still think it’s important and will be good for all of us.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk. Carry on barbecuing.

Yeah… what? Please explain, you have my full attention

An American white guy voice from the 90s

Aladdin is the most stereotypical, tv trope, radalicious, woahhhh, duuude voice

It’s like one or two steps away from being a Ninja turtle.

Lmaooooo.

I’m leaving it.