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Cake day: July 5th, 2023

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  • I did this for myself last time I had oral surgery. I was in recovery still a bit out of it. I have an unusually low heart rate and the darn heart monitor kept sounding an alarm as I’d doze off, apparently going too low. Finally got up, unplugged the machine and laid back down as my ride home, sitting in the room waiting for me to come to and be released, laughed her ass off.




  • This really is amazing. I had my motorcycle stolen several years ago and couldn’t get the cops to give a crap. Recovered it a month later, wrecked and abandoned in front of a house and cops couldn’t even be bothered to try and get fingerprints off it. Instead called me at 11:30 at night and said if didn’t get there and pick it up within 30 min, they’d have it towed and I’d be charged for it. About the same experience when I had my car broken into and stuff stole out of it.

    Glad they seem to give a crap where you live.