It’s easy, you just fall but right before you hit the ground, you distract yourself and… miss.

“Innovative profit solutions”

B-b-be-be-because shut up you, that’s why!! 😅

Fuck no!

Fuck yeah!

No, it’s just that long! 😳

(not sure why you are being downvoted btw)

… too late

In the USA all we have to do is tell ICE that we are not a citizen and bam, all-expenses-paid vacation at some random spot in the world.

Tip to the wise: to facilitate re-entry when you are done, simply ensure that your passport is stored securely in your <ahem> “travel wallet”.

“No I meant does anyone want to say a kind word?”

“You should use Linux too.”