Finally, some good news in the shit news sandwich onslaught from the last year.

The only thing Silicon Valley is missing is a series of volcano lairs for their founders and CEOs.

As far you know…

They’re trying to do it all over the world. It’s just easier to do next door bcz it’s close by.

It would be tit for tat for giving us Justin Bieber.

You can see the oil spills from space just as much as you can see the Chinese wall from space.

Yes, bcz it turns out you can see oil spots from space. You said you can’t see oil spots from space. Showing a different spot negates that. But, don’t let facts get in the way. Anyway, I’m done here. It’s like talking to a brick wall.

Yeah, check the rest of the links. I edited the comment with more. There are plenty of examples if you want to look them up. But, I’m sure you’ll just keep telling everyone it’s fake bcz why do a little googling of your own when you can just tell everyone remote sensing is fake news.

Edit: here’s a whole website on it from NOAA

https://response.restoration.noaa.gov/spotting-spills-space

And a nice blog post about it

https://blog.response.restoration.noaa.gov/spotting-spills-space

Well, you can, surprisingly, everything on the internet isn’t fake. I know, crazy idea.

Here’s a whole paper on it.

https://elib.dlr.de/209344/1/MARESEC2024_Paper_SchmidtSchwarzKrause_final.pdf

And some more

https://www.esa.int/Education/Climate_detectives/Oil_Spills_from_Space

And here’s one from the gulf of Mexico

https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2010/10/Gulf_of_Mexico_oil_spill_seen_from_space

Let me guess, you think the picture is fake…

Bring them by my house first. I need to give them a talkin too!