I could have a sensible small to mid sized EV car.

Or get a jacked up monster truck and be rolling coal everywhere.

/s

We should all message him “Hey, I see your bio has lots of Old English from around 900AD, and I’m looking for someone to translate some old books. Can you help?”

Duh! Everyone knows it’s the vaccines that do that.

Wait, or is it 5G? I get my conspiracies mixed up sometimes…

The dog peeling like a banana was what convinced me…

I don’t like being pessimistic, but…

The full impact of the oil shock from the Iran war won’t hit for a while yet.

Good job, well done, Trump.

You have left out some important information:

Does the shiny bark make it hard to climb? Or do the barky ring bits make it easy to climb?

Asking for a monkey friend.

“I want you to pay me bigger bribes political donations that definitely don’t affect my impartiality.” 😉

“Invite me inside. Right meow!”

My Mum always said I was unique.

Now I have proof!

Just being in Australia, and setting the timezone correctly gets you to below 0.6%

😒

Meh, let her grow a beard

Sorry, guys, my bad.

I was vibe coding “Make a user interface worse than YouTube” and the agent misunderstood and escaped it’s sandbox.

Well, they started with Orwell’s 1984, but that was 42 years ago and you can do so much more with technology now!

Cuz, been slow cooked in the sous-vide, and will be flash fried to finish off.

No.

If there are multiple ways it can be interpreted, it’s poorly written

Can I haz noms?

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they are following Project 25 or Idiocracy as their blueprint.

Oops

A normal car.

If I wanted to reduce the workforce, but didn’t want to pay for redundancies, I’d implement some nasty, overbearing policies that would make anyone with morals, a sense of decency, or integrity, resign.