The real reason people hate bikes is because they are fucking idiots.

As a road user, I accept that I might have to slow down or stop for other road users - car drivers, pedestrians, or cyclists, that this is normal, and a part of driving, cycling, or walking.

People getting cross about this simple fact is really weird, if you think about it.

Chuck Norris doesn’t deserve jokes about him because he’s a right wing arsehole.