And here is what it sounds like

STOP!

YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

Unless everything is way cheaper in the uk, I’m not surprised they’re hiring shit managers at that pay rate

Mate, I’m 25 and our first child is coming later this year. 32 should be fine

Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”

Where’s the Bose-Einstein condenshit?

The whole explosive plug thing was over complicating things. They probably could have put his head in a microwave or something.

So do I. Thankfully, new Zealand doesn’t have any snakes or deadly spiders.

Got too many concrete ships? Who wants some ice cream!

Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.

You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle

Then someone got really confused and there’s now a line of swords stuck in the ground around a paddock.

if you’re poor then go fuck yourself I guess?

Seems to be a common theme