Why would anyone care if AI generated content kept everyone in character? Why not just write a real story?

People who masturbate less than twice a week make a loud sound that only I can’t hear??? That’s so specific!

Nope. It makes me wish it would cook faster so I can start eating it.

Wait wait wait… Is the implication here that there are people who masturbate LESS than twice a week??? 😰

Edit: holy shit I just realized that’s Elijah Wood

I’m guessing here, but I assume they mean the fact that most old pagan religions were essentially erased from existence by Christians 🤷‍♂️

My alarm app has a setting where you have to solve math equations to make the alarm turn off or even use the snooze feature. You could even set it to increase in difficulty. I got pissed off at it and stopped using it after about a week.

That’s manorialism, you’re thinking of an extremely sweet kosher wine.

The best advice I can give you there is to try and find some people who share a common interest and strike up a conversation? That was how I made most of my friends I knew from work and we used to go out for drinks after work or sometimes someone would have a party where I would always meet new people

I wish I could give you some better advice than that but when I was in my 20s social media was still a new thing and everyone still met up and shared stuff IRL 🤷‍♂️

When I was in art school a guest professor fussed (nicely) at me about this lol She said I clearly had skill but I was making everything too precise and people like art specifically because it looks handmade

I don’t know what your particular social situation is but I’d say it’s time to go out and maybe meet some new people? You’re pretty young and it sounds like you spend a lot of time online it might be good to get out in the world where you can have experiences with people your own age if you can. You’re right it can for sure be weird talking to your parents about this stuff

It sounds like you really liked your friend online but if they’re not willing to talk any longer it’s definitely time to move on and try to make those connections somewhere else

You’re not really giving us much information to go on, but to me it just sounds like you’re kinda lonely and finally found someone you really like.

Is there a reason you haven’t gotten more serious with this person online? Is it like a long distance thing? Have you told them how you feel at all?

I don’t care what anyone says, Dramatic Chipmunk will never ever stop being HILARIOUS