That’s actually a statistical error.

Most people are alright. Power-hungry individuals responsible for colonialism are outliers and should not have been counted (or allowed to reach/stay in positions of power)

:) -> B)

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA

Looked it up, and it reminds me of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream in the worst possible way.

It’s not just a narcissist’s hell, it’s anyone’s hell.

If you can’t find a politician close enough to your values, become one (or support someone you trust in doing so)

True. Still, it seems like a significant enough milestone for Linux.

“…bull in comeback from retirement” Sounds like the comeback was successful :P

(Is there a c/ for ambiguous headlines?)

Only if it’s after at least a few years of solitary imprisonment for his many misdeeds.

Sounds like different kinds of shots were being fired, then…

It’s not even reliable to REACH those truly guilty of the worst crimes, it seems.

Probably the McDonald’s. After all, it has already infiltrated the Pentagon.

Now I wonder what would happen if people bet on a Republican victory in the US midterms.

Or, more ambitiously: “Donald John Trump will NOT be sentenced for Epstein related stuff before the end of the decade.”

Basically bett- ahem- “investing” against the event one actually wants to happen to make it more likely to happen (and the worst case scenario is that one miswrites or misreads the bet and messes up. Anything else - good thing happens, one wins, or Polymarket goes down for good - is some form of win.)

Place big bets AGAINST the destruction of Polymarket, to be exact.

But then again, any long-term bet on Polymarket is at least partially a bet against short-term destruction of Polymarket so…

*NGGYUNGLYD, you mean?

Modern problems require modern solutions.

You’re supposed to connect the oxygen tank there.

Read the feline manual.

“Après moi, le déluge” - Vladimir XV.

That sounds more of a case for banning smoking in public areas specifically except for possible designated places.

Goomba fallacy?

Honestly, I hope this one is fake. It’s fucked up if real.

I really should have just went to sleep.

Absolutely abhorrent.

Good night, everyone.

Also here’s a topical petition

https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2025/000005_en