Its so funny when seeing the teachers tell the kids “hey, avoid sugar. Don’t smoke” when a) teachers have a dedicated smoking area, and b) school provides free alcohol (2 drinks per person) at the end of every term.
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If you change your clock to Southern Hemisphere Time, its getting to winter. No need for a summer body.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Telling co workers please leave me alone until tomorrow
2·7 days agoThe Matrix in 5 seconds
When was the last time you got your thetans checked?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•New ‘Jesus-centric’ Christian phone network will block pornography and LGBT contentEnglish
3·8 days agoWas it just a coincidence, or…

Congratulations. You froze my brain
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Pilots can roll down their window.
3·9 days agoI was hoping to insert the Airplane! gag, but I can’t find the clip :(
what happened to the internet...
(ignore my spelling)

MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Your Truck is Stupid BigEnglish
3·9 days agoThat moment when you close reddit because the All feed was meh, to see the same post here too
I’ve had 2 data loss near misses last year. Still haven’t set up automatic back ups.
C - You really can’t tell in this situation. Maybe she was asking you to throw away those flowers. Maybe she was asking you to guess her birthday.
Don’t worry, I got glasses. :)
Do you know what is is?
I can’t tell.
You can tell me I’m a doctor.
It depends. What did you search for to get the picture of the hair…
That being said
I haven’t seen facial hair that looks like that
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Games@lemmy.world•[PlayStation] [DRM] Licenses now requires an online check-in every 30 days.English
23·17 days agoIf buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing*
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I know Steam makes you tick a box saying "hey, paying for the game here means you are paying for a tempory licence. But l am 100% ready to switch to piracy if this comes to Steam. I will am happy to pay the devs through a steam purchase, but just pirate the game afterwards.
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
I got these as well. Can’t wait to set up my own Peertube instance and then I can delete my google account






Skipped the cut scene in Rennalas fight.
Went from a library to an ocean with a full moon. Keep forgetting to not skip every time I replay the game, so I still don’t know what happens…